Life Update

Beep. Beep. Beep.

Wait a minute… I don’t use an alarm clock and even if I did, chances are I’d sleep through it.

Yawn. Stretch.

Another sleepless night… shit.

Sip. Sip. Sip.

Close my eyes and pretend this coffee is water. Ask myself why I keep doing this to myself.

Anxiety spikes. 

Resume life.

Beep. Beep. Beep.

Food is done. Turn off the microwave. Pretty sure some stuff happened between this and my coffee. It’s a blur.

Blink. Blink. Blink.

That phone screen is bright. Debate getting off social media. Remembers I sometimes like it… stays on and resumes incessant blinking.

AHHHHH!

Is that a spider? Nope, it’s a hairball. Remy, are you shedding? Wait – is that my hair? Hm… let’s call it Remy’s hair anyways.

Beep.

Camera recording. Talking on camera still weirds me out. I never know what to sa- wait… that IS a spider!

AHHHHHH!

Rolled up in a ball, while I debate on potential names FOR my unwanted third roommate…. because the vegan voice in my head refuses to harm him. I dub thee… Sir Spidercus…

The Office theme song plays…

Reached Season 7 Episode 8 in an obscenely short amount of time. Thank you Netflix.

Hahahaha.

You thought I was laughing at The Office? No, I’m laughing at the idea of me actually getting sleep tonight.

Hahahaha. 

Now I’m laughing at the Office.

fin.

 

 

 

 

 

Symptoms

Lately little thought bubbles have been popping in my head.

Pop. Pop! POP!

They’ve been giving me one hell of a headache.

Other symptoms include…

Feeling slightly whoozy,

A tad bit delirious,

And a beating heart that’s dead.

Cure: Not yet found.

 

Top of the Morning!

Wake up.

LOUD INCESSANT SOUND

Hesitantly…

Get up from this cloud

Find the control…

SHUT IT DOWN

 

Resembling that of a zombie,

As I move around.

50% BATTERY.

Could it get any worse?

Angry muttering

Circumstances adverse

Tummy rumbles

Getting hungry…

 

MUST. EAT. BRAINS.

 

 

 

 

Feeling Overwhelmed (Open Journal)

You know that time when life seems too much, and you have to remind yourself of the simplest of actions?

Inhale… Exhale…

And all of your responsibilities stack up, at the exact moment all odds seem to be against you…

Inhale… Exhale…

Tell me, why do I put this pressure on myself? When all I need to do is…

Inhale… Exhale…

Same old day. Same old time. Same old place. Same old…

Inhale… Exhale…

I’ve seen it all before, but for some strange reason it takes all my being to just…

Inhale… Exhale…

The standards up so high, if only I were a hot air balloon…

Inhale… Exhale…

But if I were a hot air balloon, chances are I’d fly far away from here…

Inhale… Exhale…

Forget about time and watch the world from above…

Inhale… Exhale…

What’s this? Clouds? My vision is hazy… I’ve forgotten how to…

Inhale… Exhale…

I just need to…

Inhale… Exhale…

Inhale…Exhale…

It can’t be sunshine all the time.